Tuesday 10 September 2013

A Blog a Month??




So here I am. Almost three months into my blogging career and it is a little more difficult than I had first anticipated. When I first decided that this was a good idea I had grandiose visions of stardom in the bloggasphere and yet here I am, with an unimpressive 139 hits. Admittedly, I haven't been giving it my full attention but I'm nonetheless disappointed with my lack of effort. Before I began to write this blog I had plenty of ideas about what I wanted to write about but I am now finding it increasingly difficult to get my ideas down and out there. This is not because I have lost inspiration but because I have began to lose my nerve somewhat. I'm sure this is by no means an isolated case as everyone must have insecurities about writing for a wide, or in my case a small (or no) audience. I'm so paranoid about any criticism that come my way that all my thoughts are still scrambling around in all the empty rooms in my brain! Is my grammar OK? Is the punctuation up to scratch or does it look as though it's been written by a Chinese primary school child? All of the above have led me to never share any of my blogs with with my immediate circle. I suppose I had hoped that my anonymity would hide me from any criticism or bad press I may get. This said, it is time to change! 



Out with the old pessimistic self and in with a new sense of optimism. I will actively seek out some new followers and If I do get some more attention I'm sure it will boost my ego enough so I can wax lyrical about everything and anything all for your reading pleasure. So there you go! Like, comment or even follow my blog not only for your own reading pleasure but for the sake of humanity itself. 

Wednesday 7 August 2013

The Rangers Saga

Over the past eighteen months the Rangers’ fans have had their patience tested to the limit but, the latest arrival of the self confessed straight talking Yorkshire man may push them over the edge. I am not one for commenting on the misfortunes of the south side club however, with the media attention of the last few days it has been hard to avoid the topic coming up in almost every conversation. It is difficult to imagine what is going on at the Ibrox club. What is certain is that the once proud institution seems to be destroying itself from within and the unfortunate fans can only look on from the sidelines. The persistent in fighting, the speculation about who is getting rich, the disappointing displays on the park are all being played out in front of the ever blood thirsty public. Could this be the end of Rangers as we know it? Surely they cannot go down with the likes of Third Lanark and Airdrie? I hope not but as the warring factions dig their heels in deeper it is difficult to see the light at the end of the tunnel.


The departure of Walter Smith is a huge blow to Rangers. This will further weaken Ally McCoist’s position as an already underachieving manager. Charles Green has publicly announced that if anyone wants Rangers then he will sell for the mere price of 14 million pound, not bad considering he managed to buy Rangers for the bargain basement price of 5.5 million. This seems to me as daylight robbery, or as they say, good work if you can get it.  Ultimately, that is what it all comes down to, money. I am astonished by the amount of wealth that some people have accumulated through the game. The players, the owners, and most importantly the broadcasters, who in my opinion have destroyed the game and it will not be long until there are adverts when the ball goes out of play. I could ramble on about this all day but back to the Rangers saga. I believe that if Ally does decide to walk then Rangers could be in a very dark place because this may be the last straw for many of the Govan faithful. If that does happen then who knows what’s in store for the Glasgow giants, one thing is for sure, they have to get their house in order and it has to happen soon before the fans do lose patience. 

Thursday 27 June 2013

Meat is Murder??

The haunting screeches of a rusty grinder echo around the despondent yelps of a dying calf. This harrowing sound is the prologue to the jangly guitar sounds of Johnny Marr set to the somewhat depressing lyrics of Morrissey in The Smiths’ only number one album Meat is Murder. Having listened to this album many times it was only today that I began to question the album’s premise of whether eating meat is actually murder. It had never dawned on me before. The recent press coverage may have something to do with it for it looks as though, in the not too distant future, there will not be enough food to feed the animals and hence, not enough to slaughter for our pallet’s incessant lust for steak. Meat eaters of the world beware and as a lover of a sirloin or two these appear to be worrying times. 


With this in mind, we may be forced to take the vegetarian option rather than making what some may call the morally correct choice. A quick Google search will reveal a startlingly high amount of well known faces who can glare down disdainfully from animal liberation hill onto the wee people who chomp their way through mega tons of beef, chicken, bacon on the way to type two diabetes every day. Some surprising inclusions are Albert Einstein, Belinda Carlisle and the philosopher king himself Socrates. (According to happycow.net) There is an array of impressive names on the list, all of which have contributed, one way or another to the general advancement of society. I include Belinda in this with all sincerity for she has saved many a night out with her vocal aptitude. All joking aside, the impressive list of names makes me think that I may be on the wrong side of the fence and therefore a serious (well not that serious) look at the conflicting arguments is definitely needed.

This will by no means be an exhaustive and in-depth analysis of the given argument’s, I’ll leave that troublesome task to the academics. So off the top of my head; can we get all the nutrition needed for a healthy and active life without meat? It appears so otherwise, there would be no such thing as a vegetarian. Seems straightforward enough! Other apparent benefits of a meat free lifestyle include disease prevention, economic advantages, ecological advantages and weight control. I’m sure all of which could be argued for and against however, for the sake of argument there seems to be some real benefits to becoming a vegetarian. Another perspective worth considering is the ethical aspect of animals for food, do we as humans, have the right to slaughter indiscriminately? Peter Singer would argue that what this amounts is speciesism. Similar to racism where various human races cliam they are superior to another we believe that we are of higher value or of more importance than other animals. Aha! I hear you cry, what about survival of the fittest and whatnot? This may be true but I’m sure that farming on an industrial scale doesn’t fall into this category. Animals are farmed, kept in poor conditions, force fed all for the sole purpose of human consumption which leads me to my next consideration, the process of killing. Is the fact that animals endure or are reported to endure minimal pain when they are slaughtered, reason enough not to condemn the practice? I’m not sure. To my horror I once witnessed a Labrador on a spit being barbecued next to the road in South East Asia. This astonishing sight was frowned upon by me and my comrades but the only thing we were offended by was the fact it was a dog. Dogs are of a higher intelligence so in western culture we give them more weight when divvying up what makes it, and what doesn’t make it onto the dinner table. My point is that what makes it right to kill a cow rather than a dog? Does it have to do with intelligence? If that is the case then I’m sure some members of the adult population will be on a shoogly peg! As mentioned earlier this is not an exhaustive analysis of the point but only some of my initial thoughts and observations.

I am certainly going to give some serious thought to the matter at hand and possibly go vegetarian so fast food establishments of the world beware! On leaving this highly charged debate I return to the mighty Smiths who so eloquently tell us that “the turkey you festively slice is murder,” and answer, somewhat hesitantly, that it possibly is. Oh no! On the other hand, I’m not sure if a hungry lion would be labelled a murderer if left alone with the cabinet, more like a hero!

Happy Munching